So-Called Christian Nationalist Hasn't Even Posted Anything Overtly Hateful Online Yet Today
BOISE, ID — The credentials of one local man were called into question, as the so-called Christian Nationalist had yet to post anything overtly hatefu...
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Hollywood Holds Hearings To Root Out Suspected Non-Communists
LOS ANGELES, CA — At the request of Hollywood executives, the California state government opened an inquiry into possible infiltration of the film ind...
$200,000 Spent On Travel Ball Finally Pays Off With Son’s $500 College Scholarship
FLORENCE, SC — The $200,000 invested by the Benson family on their son Brayden's travel baseball team finally paid off, as he earned a $500 scholarshi...
Japanese Tourist Shamed For Returning Home With Only Five Hundred Million Photos Of Vacation
FLORENCE — Japanese tourist Keiko Haruto was instantly shamed by her friends and family after it was discovered that he had only taken roughly five hu...
Angel Reese Wins WNBA Layup Contest By Making One
CHICAGO, IL — Atlanta Dream forward Angel Reese won the prestigious WNBA Layup Contest after successfully making one....
Fauci Starting To Think That Maybe Keeping A Daily Perjury Diary Was A Bad Idea
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former Chief Medical Advisor Dr. Anthony Fauci admitted to those close to him that he was starting to think that perhaps keeping a ...
Aw, Nice: Someone Just Shouted 'God Is the Greatest!' In Arabic, So Something Really Good Must Be Happening
WORLD — Across the globe this past weekend, dozens of people had the great fortune to hear someone shouting "God is the greatest!" in Arabic, a sure s...
Elon Musk Acquires Total Ownership Of The Economist
AUSTIN, TX — Over the course of a ninety-minute transaction, Elon Musk became the sole and absolute owner of The Economist....
LeBron James: 'I'm Taking My Receding Hairline To Philly'
LOS ANGELES, CA — LeBron James has made the final free agency decision of his career, announcing that he will be taking his receding hairline to Phila...
Experts Baffled By Mysterious Mental Health Disorder That Causes People To Stab Jews
U.S. — Experts remain perplexed by a mysterious mental health disorder that causes people to stab Jews....
Wells Fargo Explains That Yes, They Gave All Your Money To A Hobo Named Frank, But Will Make Things Right By Coming To Your House To Murder You
HOUSTON, TX — Representatives for Wells Fargo explained to local customer Jim Stephens that they did give all of the money in his checking account to ...
CVS Clerk Reminds Looter To Enter Rewards Number Before Fleeing
SANTA MONICA, CA — According to sources, a CVS employee kept a clear head amid the chaos of a recent "smash and grab" event on Friday, being sure to h...
Heaven Confirms Prayer Hands Emoji Counts As Actually Praying For Someone
HEAVEN — Millions breathed a sigh of relief today as Heavenly sources confirmed that sending a prayer hands emoji counts exactly the same as actually ...
Old Spice Introduces New Libertarian-Strength Deodorant
U.S. — Procter & Gamble announced a new breakthrough in male grooming products on Friday with the introduction of Old Spice Libertarian-Strength Deodo...
Trump Asks Democrats At Correspondents' Dinner To Hold All Assassination Attempts Until He Finishes Speech
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In order to limit interruptions at tonight's White House Correspondents Dinner, President Donald Trump requested that Democrats ple...
With 45 Days Left Until Labor Day, Wife Unveils Pumpkin Spice Advent Calendar
CONCORD, NH — Labor Day, and the symbolic start of pumpkin spice season, is just a short 45 days away, and local woman Debrah Norringham was reportedl...
Mamdani Condemns The Rise In Violence Against Jews Since He Declared War On Them
NEW YORK, NY — After personally declaring war on the Jewish people, Mayor Zohran Mamdani issued a forceful condemnation of the rise of violence agains...
New Yorker Being Stabbed On Street Corner Glad To Know Mamdani Focused On Bringing Netanyahu To Justice
NEW YORK, NY — As a mugger repeatedly stabbed him on a Manhattan street corner, local resident Ethan Wallace took comfort in the knowledge that Mayor ...
OSHA Fines Construction Site For Failure To Blare Mariachi Music
LOS ANGELES, CA — A construction site in the downtown area was fined several thousand dollars on Thursday after inspectors from OSHA cited them for no...
Gen Z’er Worried He May Have Nailed Job Interview
NORTH HAVEN, CT — A local member of Gen Z reportedly suffered from a major panic attack on Thursday after becoming worried that he may have nailed his...
WNBA Warns Sophie Cunningham The League Will Fold If Only Women Are Allowed To Play
U.S. — League officials for the WNBA warned Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham that if men were not allowed to play women's sports, the league woul...
Odysseus Finally Returns Home After 20 Years And Oh No! Penelope Is Out Of Baking Powder And Needs Him To Run Out Again Real Quick
ITHACA — Upon finally returning home after a desperate 20-year journey, Odysseus was informed by his wife Penelope that she was out of baking powder, ...
Chicago Mayor Credits Huge Drop In Crime To Turning Crime Stats Chart Upside Down
CHICAGO, IL — Mayor Brandon Johnson credited Chicago's drop in reported crime to his new policy of holding the crime statistics chart upside down....
United Methodist Church Announces Ban On Heterosexual Clergy
U.S. — Finally making public a long-anticipated change to the denomination's policy regarding qualifications for members of its pastorate, the United ...
9 Things Women Are Better At Than Men
There's no denying the natural order of things — there are some things women are just plain better at than men. Being aware of these things can help l...
Life Hack: Instead Of Buying Guinness, Try Putting A Loaf Of Bread Into A Blender And Drinking It
Feel Irish from the comfort of your own home with this simple trick!...
Smithsonian Director Says She Is Completely Unaware Of Any 'Kill Whitey' Tattoo On Her Forehead
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As congressional hearings looking into "wokeness" in federal institutions took place on Capitol Hill, a Smithsonian director admitt...
Unable To Arrest Netanyahu, Mamdani Takes Down Bibi With Vicious Diss Track
NEW YORK, NY — After coming to the sobering realization he has no authority to arrest a world leader, Mayor Zoran Mamdani reportedly released an epic ...
New Jersey Blames 'Slight Software Glitch' For Enrolling Entire Country Of Bolivia As Voters
TRENTON, NJ — Concerns about election integrity in the United States were once again brought to the public's attention, as New Jersey blamed a "slight...
Dejected Mamdani Admits He Lacks Legal Authority To Invade Poland
NEW YORK CITY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani tearfully admitted in a recorded statement that he does not, in fact, have any legal authority to invade Poland....
Oh No! RFK Jr. Eats Jimothy
SEATTLE, WA — In a shocking turn of events, the mutant raccoon and viral social media star known as "Jimothy" was eaten this afternoon by Secretary of...
9 Things Men Are Better At Than Women
Women may be the fairer sex, but are they the better sex? Research is conclusive that men are better at quite a few things than women....
Warmth Of Collectivism Strikes Federal Courthouse
NEW YORK, NY — The red-hot warmth of collectivism struck a federal immigration court in downtown New York City yesterday, injuring multiple people wit...
Complete Failure Of A Woman Doesn't Have Her Christmas Shopping Done
ELKO, NV — Local woman Sherry McKenzie reportedly ruined her reputation and was now being held up as an example of what a total failure of a woman loo...
Matt Walsh Calls Out 'The Odyssey' For Failing To Cast Actual Greek Demigods
NASHVILLE, TN — Conservative commentator Matt Walsh savagely lambasted director Christopher Nolan for his abject failure to cast any actual Greek demi...
Lesbian Couple Arrested In Miami On Sex Trafficking Charges
MIAMI, FL — A prominent lesbian couple was arrested Saturday on charges of sex trafficking, the latest in a long line of arrests and controversial cha...
Dad Whose Wife And Kids Are Away Arrives At Church 3.5 Hours Early
SPRING HILL, TN — Local dad Dave Tibbets, whose wife and children were visiting relatives out of state, reportedly arrived at church at 6:00 AM on Sun...
Trump Secures Elections By Putting Voting Booths In Olive Garden
WASHINGTON, D.C. — America's election woes are finally at an end, as President Donald Trump announced an exciting new plan to put all voting booths in...
Disaster: 'VeggieTales' Cast Decimated By Cyclospora Outbreak
THE COUNTERTOP — The devastating Cyclospora parasite outbreak that lives on fresh produce tragically struck several beloved members of the VeggieTales...
Caitlin Clark Records Triple Double With 10 Fractures, 11 Concussions, 13 Teeth Knocked Out
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — WNBA star Caitlin Clark put up an historic triple-double last night, suffering 10 fractures, 11 concussions, and over a dozen teeth...
Pride Month Comes To End After Extra Time
U.S. — After 19 days of added time, Pride Month finally came to a close....
'We Would Never Rig An Election,' Announces President Xi After Again Winning 100% Of Vote
BEIJING — Fresh off once again winning the election in China with a remarkable 100% of the vote, President Xi Jinping assured Americans that he would ...
'Who’s Laughing Now?' Says Covid Toilet Paper Hoarder After Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak
LANSING, MI — Six years after friends and neighbors mercilessly mocked him for filling his garage with industrial-sized towers of toilet paper during ...
Iran Foils New Bombing Attack By Disguising Itself With A Giant 'Q'
IRAN — U.S. Central Command attempted to launch another wave of strikes on Iran today, but it was called off last minute due to an inability to locate...
Netflix Announces New Animated Film 'Bro-Country Demon Hunters'
U.S. — Hoping to piggyback off of their smash hit "K-Pop Demon Hunters," Netflix has announced a new animated film coming in fall 2026 titled "Bro-Cou...
Plane Crashes After No One Tells The Passengers To 'Fly Safe'
RALEIGH, NC — A passenger plane tragically crashed on the outskirts of Raleigh on Friday afternoon after no one told any of the passengers on board to...
Texas Approves Death Penalty For Anyone Who Starts An Email With 'Happy Monday, Team!'
AUSTIN, TX — Governor Greg Abbott signed into law this morning a new measure that would impose the death penalty on anyone who begins an email with "H...
Man Who Ate At Taco Bell Getting More Baja Blast Than He Bargained For
DOWNEY, CA — According to witnesses, a man eating at Taco Bell received quite a bit more Baja Blast than he had been counting on....
CNN Poll Shows 125% Of Americans Don’t Believe Trump’s Claim Of Election Fraud
ATLANTA, GA — President Donald Trump's national address on election integrity may have fallen on deaf ears, according to a new CNN poll that shows 125...
Civil Engineer Really Starting To Regret Building City On Rock & Roll
U.S. — Civil engineer David Sharpe started out with an ambitious goal to build a city on rock and roll, but now says he should have just stuck with mo...